Ingredients

1 tired mummy

1 excited toddler

1 snoozy baby

1 grumpy baby

3 comfy car seats

A boot full of belongings

Multiple idiot drivers

Slow trucks

Many traffic lights

Excessive amounts of rain

1 Bookbug CD

1 Miffy audiobook

1 drive thru latte

1 caramel shortbread

No wee accidents

Method

Mix all ingredients together for two and a half hours. Sprinkle with some yawns, tears, toys and snacks. Remove from container and stretch.