My conversation with E yesterday morning went something like this;

E: Can I see your boobs mummy?

Me: Why? They’re for S&R’s milk.

E: Cows make milk for baby calves.

Me: That’s right…and then we drink it.

E: The farmer squirts milk into a bucket, puts it in a bottle for us to drink.

Me: Yup! So how does milk for S&R get in my boobs?

E: The farmer puts it in your nipples.

Yes, I do sometimes feel like a dairy cow but thankfully my milk production has nothing to do with farmers.

Two year old logic!