The other day I was thinking about some of the strange things that come out of my mouth now that I’m a Mum. I’m sure lots of others reading this will have said similar things! Here are a few of my favourites from the last few days…

“Excuse me, don’t fight over the colander!”

“E, stop licking the telly!”

“No, don’t pull yourself up on the toilet, S!”

“Don’t eat the pine cone!”

“Take that WiFi cable out of your mouth.”

“E’s shoe isn’t for eating.”

“Stop, don’t wee in the front garden!”

“Don’t put your snots in my hair, E!”

“R, blowing raspberries on the football isn’t the best idea.”

To be continued….